ColinMLP

Orianna: The Lady of Clockwork

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:47:39 -0700

Orianna: The Lady of Clockwork

Into the Black Hole - Ayreon ft. Bruce Dickinson

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:22:00 -0700

Into the Black Hole - Ayreon ft. Bruce Dickinson

applepiesfromscratch: Cost of the Mars Curiosity Rover - $800...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:47:40 -0700

applepiesfromscratch:

Cost of the Mars Curiosity Rover - $800 million

Cost of a team to operate the Mars Rover - $1 billion

Total Cost of the Mars Science Laboratory mission - $2.5 billion

Accidentally drawing a penis on the surface of another planet - Priceless

It would appear that, according to NASA’s website, this was either Spirit or Opportunity, not Curiosity.

Video

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:01:53 -0800

Hate is more lasting than dislike.: fuck you colin

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 23:29:00 -0800

Hate is more lasting than dislike.: fuck you colin:

the-bearded-poet:

colinmlp1:

colinmlp1:

the-bearded-poet:

i’ve fucking typed about this shit before

but here you fucking go, you dense-ass motherfucker who is somehow even more lonely than me

i fucking promised myself when i was fourteen that i would never kill myself unless i was sober

and i fucking promised…

yea that’s why i feel alright calling you a faggot

passive aggressive motherfucker

be a man

take fucking charge

be outright agressive

show me that y motherfucking chromosome

Nah.

Hate is more lasting than dislike.: fuck you colin

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 22:52:06 -0800

Hate is more lasting than dislike.: fuck you colin:

colinmlp1:

the-bearded-poet:

i’ve fucking typed about this shit before

but here you fucking go, you dense-ass motherfucker who is somehow even more lonely than me

i fucking promised myself when i was fourteen that i would never kill myself unless i was sober

and i fucking promised…

fuck you colin

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 22:45:37 -0800

the-bearded-poet:

i’ve fucking typed about this shit before

but here you fucking go, you dense-ass motherfucker who is somehow even more lonely than me

i fucking promised myself when i was fourteen that i would never kill myself unless i was sober

and i fucking promised tiffany when i was nineteen that when she was eighteen i’d fucking date her

there you go, you faggot piece of shit

Whatever, man. Go public about all your shit then.

Petty name-calling and all of that.

the-bearded-poet: colinmlp1: the-bearded-poet: Also works for...

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 00:26:35 -0800

the-bearded-poet:

colinmlp1:

the-bearded-poet:

Also works for D&D encounters that your party knows are coming.

“Don’t worry guys, Imma get some lizardfolk allies”

“…Fuck.”

“Don’t worry guys, Imma get us a new ship”

“…Fuck.”

“Don’t worry guys, I’ll throw this pistol through the window on the second floor into a room full of people.”

“…Fuck.”

the-bearded-poet: Also works for D&D encounters that your...

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 22:10:59 -0800

the-bearded-poet:

Also works for D&D encounters that your party knows are coming.

“Don’t worry guys, Imma get some lizardfolk allies”

“…Fuck.”

Pretty much impossible to tell because shitty camera, but this...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 19:31:36 -0800

Pretty much impossible to tell because shitty camera, but this shit right here is borderless.

colinmlp: Elvish Archdruid. Dunno what happened there at the...

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:54:42 -0700

colinmlp:

Elvish Archdruid. Dunno what happened there at the top, but the rest is pretty good, I think.

Now with eBay link! Trying my hand at selling this fellow, hopefully he does well.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/ELVISH-ARCHDRUID-M13-Altered-Art-Painted-MTG/261110999739?ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1&ih=016&category=158758&cmd=ViewItem

yawg07: And ya’ll know it, too...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:58:34 -0700

yawg07:

And ya’ll know it, too xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CCPjVBxYGI

Ponywalkers Stream 3!

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 22:25:01 -0800

Ponywalkers Stream 3!:

makimonstrous:

Going to go live in a few minutes, but Chat is open and you guys can put in your requests for the next pony (or lion!) to be drawn or just talk to me while I set everything up~

Remaining planeswalkers: Karn, Sarkhan, Elspeth, Nissa, Ral, Kiora, Dack, Koth, Liliana, Ajani

slugbox: Sex. Oh fucking awesome.

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 15:31:44 -0800

slugbox:

Sex.

Oh fucking awesome.

yeffyaboyuice: mythchief: So there I was, ready to take a...

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 21:24:55 -0800

yeffyaboyuice:

mythchief:

So there I was, ready to take a shower. I mean, I was dirty, a little greasy, a shower was not such a horrible idea. People take showers, amiright? Of course!

I get naked.

FULL naked.

REAL naked.

I’m talking the exact opposite reason why you ever went to your grandmother’s house.

No cookies. Blatant nudity.

That’s how folks take showers these days, right? Well, I pull back the curtain…

And there it was.

This…thing…sitting on the little soap/shower/pube shelf. Not a care in the world, like it’s been there for years. “What the fuck is that?” I think to myself.

Now, what follows is the exact pattern of thought that took me from rational human being to Sloth in 3.4 seconds.

“Is that a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit? Holy fuck that’s a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit. OMG why would someone leave that unattended. Those things are so delicious. I’m gonna eat the fuck out of it. Man, I can’t wait to see whoever left it’s face when they come back to find that someone ate their cheesy biscuit’s fuck. Ohhh boy.”

Then my brain sent a message to my arm that said, “Reach for that cheesy biscuit, bitch. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?”

As you must already know, we are all contractually bound to make a dickload of mistakes throughout our lifetime. Some of those mistakes are so big that they forever hinder our world and warrant entire chapters in our children’s history books. However, most mistakes have the dubious providence of merely haunting one’s soul and festering amidst the subconscious for always and eternity.

This was, nearly, one of those.

If my adjacency to failure could be measured, the only possible unit of measurement to appropriate it would be “baby condoms”. And no, I do not mean those horrendous papoose-like titty-cribs that the slovenly carriage their spawn around in in Wal-Mart, I mean condoms that a baby would wear.

My adjacency to failure was roughly 1 and a half Kiddie Trojans.

I’m not sure what stopped me, be it cosmic or supernatural, but it gave my brain just enough time to ask itself some rather important questions regarding this little tub treasure. Questions like:

“WHO, THE FUCK, WOULD LEAVE A CHEESY BISCUIT IN MY SHOWER?!”

And inquiries such as:

“AND WHY WERE YOU GOING TO EAT IT, MORON?!”

Seriously, was I so hungry that I would wantonly disobey all the integral conditioning and survival imprinting my parents bestowed upon me like the ever important, “Um, don’t eat that biscuit retard, you don’t know where it’s been or whose it is and also you found it in the shower.” in order to satisfy something so benign as a munchie?

That, I’m sorry to say, was pretty much my reality.

An early morning introspective psychological evaluation of a sad, hungry, naked man who almost ate a bar of soap.

OMG ITS BACK

I lost my shit at “baby condoms.”

Have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm off?

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 21:00:28 -0800

niknak79:

bambooharvester: datcatwhatcameback: All the...

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 00:02:01 -0800

bambooharvester:

datcatwhatcameback:

All the time.

This.

Fosho.

colinmlp: Well it’s done. Not much of an explanation for this...

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 12:23:41 -0800

colinmlp:

Well it’s done. Not much of an explanation for this one, but here it is. Hopefully I didn’t fuck up the lighting TOO much.

Obligatory reblog.

makimonstrous: Pony!Tezzeret and Discord!Bolas. Also, I NEVER...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 21:55:21 -0800

makimonstrous:

Pony!Tezzeret and Discord!Bolas. Also, I NEVER WANT TO DRAW TEZZERET AGAIN. He’s cool and all, but FUCK DRAWING THAT ETHERIUM ARM.

Hahaha, it looks good though!

You Makimonster!: Ponywalkers Livestream?

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 22:52:50 -0800

You Makimonster!: Ponywalkers Livestream?:

makimonstrous:

Welp guys it’s pretty much my friday. If enough people are interested I’ll launch a stream and you can hear my ugly voice and we can chat and have shenanigans and you guys can vote on which pony gets drawn next and see the process behind designing/drawing all the Ponywalkers c:

(tend to not…

VENSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR